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  Re: d00d sow plz (it gets better)

So.. There I am.. Sitting on Iceclad bridge enjoying the view and healing travelers as they pass by.

Out of no where pops up this little Dark elf.

DE: HEY can you guide me to WW Duuudee

Being the generous sort I actually consider this.. I do a /who on De and to my surprise he's level 31!. WW is no place for a 31, heck its not even a place for a 51.. I sigh.

I tell De: You really shouldn't be out here at 31. Why do you want to go to WW?

DE: I need to go hunt there but i can't get sowed till I get to EW.

I scratch my head at this since I am the nice shamenly type.

I say: Ok. zone through I'll sow you on the other side.

*zoning. please wait*
 
           
 
I caste sow upon the totally hopeless DE and being the nice shamen I am I tell him: You really should invis yourself before you go running across EW. Something out there will kill you.

DE: Wft is invis????

I say: In your spell book, looks like an eye ball.

DE: Oh...

I Sow myself in the mean time, caste see invis and invis up so i can lead him to ww.

DE: HEY!!! WHere did you go *((&*(&(&. Thought you were taking me to WW!!!

*deep sigh*

Caste See invis on DE. Caste invis on DE. Say : Follow...

DE: HEY.. you stupid (&(*&(&(&* where did you go..
*run back and fetch dumb DE*
Say: OK. type /Follow this way you don't lose me.

Off we run to Kael, and into Wakenlands..

At this point I'm tired of his company and tell him he has to run to SS to CS to SG to WW...

DE: ??
I say: buy a map
DE: ?
He's getting better at that punctuation.
I say: why you going to WW anyways??? just out of curiosity..
DE: I have to go through WW to get to Burned woods before it gets moved again!..

moved? Perplexed look.. hmmm

I say: WW? Didn't they move that to Kunark yesterday?

(of course I know ww is warsilk woods, not western waste but who was I to enlighten this DE)...

I say: anyways.. Follow zone wall.. when you get to SS ask someone to show you the rest of the way to WW .. Here's Sow.. Bye bye.

*gate*..

Few seconds later

DE: HEY ((*&$(& What the (&(*&(*& is WOoshi!.. It just killed me!!!

DE: S#$#$#% Guards Just killed me...

DE: WFT!!!!

DE: Died again

DE: HELP. THE guards keep killing me!!!!

/ignore